carryonmy-assbutt:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mamalalonde:

when someone u want to be friends with talks 2 u first

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you know you’ve been on tumblr too long when inexplicable crap like this represents a specific feeling in your soul

we do not speak about this feeling

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just-relatable:

Relatable posts daily?
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"I guess"

I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via gezel)

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hiikiitty:

realniggavillain:

nitrogen:

(18+)


PLEASE

whaaaaaaat

hiikiitty:

realniggavillain:

nitrogen:

(18+)

PLEASE

whaaaaaaat

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killersbabe:

amandy-chan:

You don’t know true frustration until you’ve dug several times through a pile of black clothing, in order to find a SPECIFIC article of black clothing.

 x

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free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

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"If she only wants you, don’t worry about who wants her"

Unknown (via stevenbong)

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"

I’ve been a massage therapist for many years, now. I know what people look like. People have been undressing for me for a long time. I know what you look like: a glance at you, and I can picture pretty well what you’d look like on my table.

Let’s start here with what nobody looks like: nobody looks like the people in magazines or movies. Not even models. Nobody. Lean people have a kind of rawboned, unfinished look about them that is very appealing. But they don’t have plump round breasts and plump round asses. You have plump round breasts and a plump round ass, you have a plump round belly and plump round thighs as well. That’s how it works. And that’s very appealing too.

Woman have cellulite. All of them. It’s dimply and cute. It’s not a defect. It’s not a health problem. It’s the natural consequence of not consisting of photoshopped pixels, and not having emerged from an airbrush.

Men have silly buttocks. Well, if most of your clients are women, anyway. You come to male buttocks and you say — what, this is it? They’re kind of scrawny and the tissue is jumpy because it’s unpadded; you have to dial back the pressure, or they’ll yelp.

Adults sag. It doesn’t matter how fit they are. Every decade, an adult sags a little more. All of the tissue hangs a little looser. They wrinkle, too. I don’t know who put about the rumor that just old people wrinkle. You start wrinkling when you start sagging, as soon as you’re all grown up, and the process goes its merry way as long as you live. Which is hopefully a long, long time, right?

Everybody on a massage table is beautiful. There are really no exceptions to this rule. At that first long sigh, at that first thought that “I can stop hanging on now, I’m safe” – a luminosity, a glow, begins. Within a few minutes the whole body is radiant with it. It suffuses the room: it suffuses the massage therapist too. People talk about massage therapists being caretakers, and I suppose we are: we like to look after people, and we’re easily moved to tenderness. But to let you in on a secret: I’m in it for the glow.

I’ll tell you what people look like, really: they look like flames. Or like the stars, on a clear night in the wilderness.

"

What People Really Look Like  (via imanidiotthatswhyimworried)

I thought maybe blissmanifesto wrote this when I read it.

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"Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible."

Things I’ll teach my children  (via whitenes-s)

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"They wanna see you do good, but never better than them. Remember that."

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"I find the best way to love someone is not to change them, but instead, help them reveal the greatest version of themselves."

Steve Maraboli (via psych-quotes)

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